Monday, May 11, 2009

Missing: Years 30-32

Honestly, where the hell did those two years go? Is it odd to realize that somehow you just lost a couple years of life with absolutely nothing to show for that time? Well, it's not that I have NOTHING. I did find a new appreciation for stretchy pants, internet addiction and haircuts that require zero maintenance.

Yes, evidently, this is what happens when you work at home and get lazy. In some ways it's a miracle that I've been able to survive as long as I have. My problem has been fed by an unobservant boss, a relationship with my family that bordered on strangers living in the same house, and of course total and complete disregard on my part for all those things I thought I valued.

But it's different now. For good. I hope.

Next on list: Calculate how many calories I have to burn to rid myself of the martinis I drank this past weekend. Mother's Day...so fun!

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